(OPINION) A person who identifies as an ambulance and has ‘sexual relationships’ with them has told of their risqué adventures with the large vehicles.
Dominik Chvátal, from Prague, Czech Republic, 22, says they identify as both non-binary and an ambulance, and enjoys polygamous relationships with the response vehicles.
According to the petrol pump worker, their obsession with ambulances began at age 13, but by 15 their fascination turned sexual – after becoming aroused by the vehicles’ ‘several openings’.
However, Dominik – who has been diagnosed with objectophilia – only exclusively dates the Mercedes brands, as they are most ‘attracted’ to its appearance, including their ‘wheels and lights’.
Objectophilia is a condition in which a person experiences romantic or sexual feelings towards inanimate objects and it can involve different degrees of involvement with the item in question.
Dominik now goes by the name ‘Sanitka Mercedes’ – Sanitka being the Czech word for ambulance.
‘I chose the name myself. Because that’s how I feel. I am a car trapped in human form’ said Sanitka. They also spoke on their feelings for the emergency vans, adding that for them, it was more than sex, as they had fallen in ‘love’ with the four-wheeler.
‘Actually, it’s everything in terms of appearance, from wheels to lights’, they said. ‘It’s love.
‘And it is possible to have sex. The ambulance has many places where you can have a sexual act.
‘It has several openings, the exhaust, the door handles, the front, and a lot in the chassis too’.
They also shared how their love for ambulances had grown over the years, so much so that they even enjoyed casual conversations together.
Sanitka said: ‘We talk about everything that is normally talked about, it depends on what topic comes to mind [but] we talk like people do’.
But they made it clear that their attraction was solely to Mercedes-made ambulances, and while they may admire other makes and cars from time to time, it was strictly platonic.
‘I love only Mercedes emergency vehicles, all Mercedes ambulances’ said Sanitka.
‘Volkswagens are ugly and mainly hurt Mercedes cars. They laugh when something hurts or bothers them’.
For those questioning the legality of Santika’s shenanigans, he opened up about it being risky business.
‘I got into trouble often’ they said.
