Ah, another study in the well-worn genre of “Let’s Dress Up Emotional Hand-Wringing as Science.” In Worry’s Clout: Concern, not positive affectivity, drives climate activism, Bechtoldt and Schermelleh-Engel give us an exquisite specimen of a paper that would make even the most devout doom-prophet weep with joy. This isn’t science; it’s a therapeutic validation session masquerading as empirical research.
Let’s slice it apart, shall we?
1. The Authors Swallow More Narratives Than the IPCC Can Churn Out in a Decade
This paper operates on a remarkable premise: that global climate apocalypse is so imminent and severe that emotional distress is not just expected, but the most logical driver of activism. The authors cite the IPCC, but—amazingly—go even further. The IPCC at least pretends to retain some caution, acknowledging uncertainties and discussing various potential scenarios. Not here! No, in this study, climate catastrophe is an established, omnipresent, existential crisis.
Consider this masterpiece of hyperbole:
“Climate change proceeds fast.”
Ah, yes. So fast that global temperatures have risen by a whopping 1.2°C in over a century. So fast that sea level rise is occurring at the breakneck speed of about 3mm per year. One wonders how these authors manage to draft their papers when civilization is obviously seconds away from collapsing into a Mad Max wasteland.
Then we get this:
“Due to its existential threat and the irreversible losses climate change has already incurred, it evokes profound emotions among many individuals.”
Irreversible losses? Already incurred? As in… all those projected disasters that have stubbornly refused to materialize? The UN said in 1989 that entire nations would be underwater by the year 2000. We’re still waiting.
Meanwhile, existential threat is a nice touch—conveniently ignoring that most people on Earth have never been healthier, wealthier, or more secure. But why let reality interfere with the narrative?
2. The Study Relies on Subjective Mush, Then Douses It in Statistics to Pretend It’s Science
This is where it gets fun. This paper is a case study in what happens when you take emotional self-reporting (read: surveys filled out by a handful of people who signed up for online questionnaires) and then crank up the statistics blender to full power. What do we get? An elaborate numerical justification for focus group psychology, dressed up as hard data.
Behold the foundation of their analysis:
- They invent a new scale for climate activism (CLAC). Because, naturally, existing methods of measurement weren’t just right for their particular doomsday framework.
- They measure “climate worry” through self-reporting. A notoriously precise and objective method, of course.
- They then plug these soft, wobbly variables into a “continuous time structural equation model”—which is academic jargon for “we ran a lot of regressions to make correlations look predictive.”
They even admit their fundamental problem:
“Recent reviews conclude that emotions are ‘consistently among the strongest predictors’ of climate action, yet all these associations are based on correlational data.”
Yes! Correlational data! The thing that is not causation.
It’s the same logic that finds ice cream consumption and shark attacks to be highly correlated, then concludes that eating ice cream must summon sharks.
And let’s not forget the best part:
“There is limited data available on activism itself and the connections between activism and its impact on greenhouse gas emissions.”
So we don’t even know if activism works, but let’s analyze why people feel driven to do it! This is akin to studying why people love rain dances while admitting we have no proof they affect the weather.
3. Worrying More Makes You Activistier! Also, Activism Makes You Worry More!
The paper’s grand revelation is this stunning insight:
- People who worry more about climate change are more likely to become activists.
- Being an activist makes you worry even more.
Ah, the self-sustaining hamster wheel of climate anxiety! This is fantastic news for psychologists, terrible news for activists hoping to, you know, fix the problem they claim to care about.
The authors phrase it rather elegantly:
“If worry drives climate action, which in turn heightens worry, this could create a self-sustaining cycle that gradually depletes emotional resources.”
Translation: climate activism is an emotional pyramid scheme where everyone gets more stressed, nobody fixes anything, and the cycle continues. At least multi-level marketing scams offer you an air fryer after recruiting ten people.
4. Positive Feelings About Climate Change Are for Denialists, Apparently
One of the juiciest nuggets of nonsense in this paper is the section on “climate-related positive affectivity.” You might think that feeling hopeful, enthusiastic, or motivated about climate change would be good for inspiring action. Nope! According to our intrepid researchers, feeling positively about the climate means you’re just in denial.
“Climate-related positive affectivity is a stronger indicator of denial-based hope rather than constructive hope.”
Translation: If you’re not filled with despair, you’re obviously an ignorant fool ignoring the problem.
This is some real 1984 doublethink. So the correct response to climate change is to stew in relentless anxiety and worry? That’s a great way to promote sustainable mental health. But hey, if more therapy sessions are needed, at least that’s a stimulus package for psychologists!
And it gets better:
“Climate activism marginally predicts lower levels of positive affectivity.”
Ah, so if you start out somewhat hopeful, activism will beat that right out of you. Because nothing says “effective movement” like a recruitment pipeline that turns idealists into emotionally drained husks.
5. The Study Quietly Admits Climate Activism Is a Fringe Pursuit
Despite their best efforts to paint climate activism as a grand, noble movement that represents The People™, the actual participation rates tell a different story:
“Despite the urgency of the climate issue, only a minority of individuals actively participate in climate activism.”
Oops.
“…none of the 14 climate activist behaviors were endorsed by more than 7% of participants.”
That’s… not great. It turns out that most people—despite endless media fear campaigns—don’t see climate change as a justification to glue themselves to a highway or smear paint on the Mona Lisa.
In reality, what we have is a tiny, self-selected group of hyper-anxious activists who are so stressed out about the climate that their activism makes them even more stressed. Sounds fun!
Conclusion: A Masterpiece of Academic Navel-Gazing
This paper is not science. It’s a detailed emotional diary wrapped in statistical tinsel to give it the illusion of rigor. Its core message is that climate activism is driven by anxiety and creates more anxiety, while hope and optimism are signs of denial. The study acknowledges that its entire genre is built on correlational fluff but plows ahead anyway. And it admits that actual climate activism remains a niche hobby for a small, self-selecting group of neurotic catastrophists.
So what’s the takeaway? If you want to be a happier, saner person, steer clear of climate activism. If you want to be part of a self-perpetuating misery cycle, go right ahead and get radicalized.
Meanwhile, the rest of the world will continue living normal lives, waiting for the next generation of doomsday predictions to also fail spectacularly.
Cheers!
H/T Jessica Weinkle
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