The GOATest Remaster Of Them All
Calling all Tall Goats, Fancy Goats and maybe even Italian Dinosaur Goats! Coffee Stain Studio’s original sin is coming back and it’ll be better than ever. The original Goat Simulator, which looked something like this, is getting a remaster with updated graphics as well as all the DLC wrapped into one insane physics simulator that became a game. The humour has not been improved, it remains as low brow as it ever has been.
To make the human’s life even stranger, you will have access to the Mutators menu at any time in Goat Simulator Remastered instead of just at load. Amaze and terrify Goatville with the forms Pilgor has been able to assume in the three(ish) Goat Simulator games. Make the hang glider regret his life choices in all new ways and blow up a much better looking gas station.
If this doesn’t excite you, just move along and don’t let the capra hircus hit you on the way out.